The day that I decided to become a vampire

It was a nightmare. The judges asked what was I planning to do with my life.

Well, either draw a line and reevaluate,

Or cut me some slack, so I can go to hell (literally).

I just realized it’s winter and I forgot to put my shoes on;

But hey! It’s ok! My thoughts walk barefoot through my mind every day.

People judge everything. And that’s because every detail counts:

Every lie,

Every book that you read,

Every orgasm,

Every smile.

Every hour of my life makes me the one that I am today.

Immortality is a detail too – a BIG one!

I chose it because I have many hobbies,

and every time I get bored, I call Jesus for a little conversation.

He always comes.

The sound of the metallic door slamming the sky,

Made me believe that he was always pissed off.

But then I looked closer,

and when I saw his eyes, a thought hit me like thunder:

We are molded from the same clay,

I am just like him: a melancholy through divine decree.